Cheeseballing My Heart Will Go On at Karaoke

The problem with being a professional singer at karaoke is that it upsets the balance. You don’t want to make people feel bad! You can’t seem like you take yourself too seriously! The solution I’ve discovered that works every time? Belt out the cheesiest singalong-level movie soundtrack / power ballad / Disney princess songs and get the room singing along in drunken joy. Celine the shit out of it and commit hard to being a sincere goofball even as you blow their face off with your high belt.